Julie, it turns out, isn’t the Science Correspondent at all. She’s the weather-girl.

It was treated as a big joke.

Still, they did let me say the important things I wanted to, so who knows, if there is anything like Project Hermes in this part of this world, maybe someone heard it.

I did think of not meeting her for that cup of coffee later on this afternoon, but what the heck, it’s still good to have someone to talk to – it’s been a long time since I’ve been able to talk openly to anyone about what’s happened to me.

Mind you, if she says anything like ‘men are from Mars, women are from Venus’ she may find she’s washing coffee out of her blonde locks.